The Monster Cleaning Magic
We all crave that feeling of walking into a spotlessly clean home—but between work deadlines, family chaos, and that Netflix series you’re definitely going to finish one day, proper cleaning keeps sliding down the list. Meanwhile, the mess doesn’t wait. It builds. Quietly. Relentlessly. And one morning you look around and think: how did it get this bad?
It’s always the same culprits. The dust bunnies colonising the space under your couch. That red wine stain from Christmas dinner—still there, still mocking you, despite the baking soda, the vinegar, and that overpriced spray the bloke at B&Q swore would work. Then there’s the oven you haven’t opened properly since February, the windows catching every fingerprint at exactly the wrong angle, and that creeping feeling of dread when someone texts “I’m five minutes away.” These things chip away at your peace of mind until your own home starts stressing you out.
This is where we come in. Monster Cleaning has been sorting out homes and offices across London, Liverpool and Manchester since 2014—and in that time we’ve cleaned over 15,000 properties, recovered £1.2 million in deposits for tenants, and earned a re-clean guarantee we’ve never once regretted offering. Our team knows the tricks that actually work, the ones I didn’t know existed until I started this company when my own flat was a disaster zone. Book us once and here’s what actually happens: you walk through your front door and everything just feels right. Your Saturday belongs to you again. The in-laws can pop round unannounced. And yeah, it costs money—but so does therapy, and we’re probably cheaper.
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Since 2014, we've cleaned over 15,000 homes and offices. Our cleaners handle your mess while you enjoy your Saturday—or whatever you'd rather be doing with those hours.
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Our regular cleaning starts at £18/hr—no hidden fees, no surprises. We publish every price on our website because we think you deserve to know what you're paying before you pick up the phone.
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Not happy with the clean? We come back and redo it. Free. No arguing, no small print. Our team picks up the phone when you call, and we actually fix problems instead of hiding behind a contact form.
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Satisfaction Statements
Dalian Salmon
London
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We are a cleaning company too that strive on standard and quality services to our clients. We've reached out to Monster Cleaning for help with an oven clean. Our expectation was nothing less than satisfactory and high standard. They delivered. Great professional service from customer service to field job. Before and after pictures provided and updates during the cleaning process. Definitely use again and highly recommend.
Peter-Joseph Hegarty
Manchester
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I was very happy with the service (oven cleaning) provided by Monster Cleaning Services. The young man who cleaned my oven was very conscientious and methodical in stripping it down and cleaning it, and was most helpful in explaining various points to me. In addition, Stan (in the office) gave me useful links for replacement parts and advised me on pricing. All in all, I would be happy to use Monster again.
Jonathan Hann
Liverpool
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The service was phenomenal. Couldn’t be more impressed by the quality of the cleaning. Paid for an ‘end of tenancy’ service and carpet clean. Everything was spotless and the showers, fridge, freezer and oven (which was wrecked) looked brand new. Customer service were helpful and efficient - all round brilliant service i couldn’t recommend more highly.
Monster Cleaning London: Deep-Clean Specialists You Can Actually Trust
I fell into the cleaning industry by accident back in 2014, and now I genuinely can’t imagine doing anything else. We’ve built Monster Cleaning’s reputation tackling everything from stubborn oven grease in Oxford Street restaurants to reviving carpets in period Notting Hill townhouses and keeping Canary Wharf offices presentable for people who notice these things. There’s something deeply satisfying about transforming a neglected space—sometimes I barely recognise the place myself when we’re done.
Our Cleaning Services: What We Actually Do (In Plain English)
- Home Cleaning: Regular domestic cleaning, one-off deep cleans, or spring cleans for when things have got away from you. We work across London from Battersea to Bethnal Green—bringing our own supplies and leaving your place genuinely spotless, not just surface-level tidy.
- Office Cleaning: Nobody wants to work in a grubby office, and frankly your staff shouldn’t have to. We handle everything from daily maintenance in financial district towers to weekly deep cleans in Croydon tech offices—early mornings or evenings, so we’re never in your way.
- End of Tenancy Cleaning: This is what we’re famous for. We know exactly what letting agents look for during inspections, because we work with over 300 of them. We recovered £1.2 million in deposits for tenants last year—yours could be next.
- Carpet Cleaning: Our machines use hot water extraction at 200°F—basically a pressure washer for your carpet fibres. It pulls out the dirt, dust mites, and mystery stains that your vacuum has been politely ignoring for years.
- Oven Cleaning: If yours sets off the smoke alarm when you preheat it, that’s carbon build-up—and it’s not just unpleasant, it’s actually a fire risk. We strip ovens down completely and bring them back to a state you’ll genuinely want to show people.
Why People Pick Us Over the Other Lot
- We know London properties: Hard water scale in NW postcodes, high pollen near Hyde Park, Victorian dust traps in Hackney conversions—we’ve cleaned thousands of London homes and we know what each area throws at us.
- We adapt on the spot: Last February a client in Chelsea had a flooded basement nobody mentioned on the phone. We dealt with it without pushing back the completion time. That’s the kind of thing you can’t train from a manual.
- Proper products, not just “green” labels: Our cleaning agents are EU Ecolabel certified, but they actually work—which is more than I can say for most eco-friendly sprays I’ve tested over the years.
- 57-point checklist: I wrote it myself after noticing cleaners kept missing the same spots in high-rise flats. Every job gets checked against it. No exceptions.
- Prices on the website: All of them. Before you call. We worked out our rates from actual time studies across thousands of London properties—so the quote you get is the price you pay.
What It Costs: No Surprises
| Service | Price | Best For |
|---|---|---|
| One-Off Deep Clean | From £20/hour | When things have piled up—or you’re getting the place ready to sell or rent out |
| Weekly Cleaning | From £17/hour | Families, busy professionals, anyone who’d rather not spend their weekend scrubbing |
| Fortnightly Cleaning | From £18/hour | Keeps on top of things without the commitment of every week—our most popular option |
| Monthly Deep Clean | From £20/hour | A proper going-over once a month—catches the stuff that builds up slowly |
What Happens When We Clean Your Place
I’ll never forget the look on a property manager’s face in Piccadilly when we extracted visible grime from a carpet he swore was clean. That pretty much sums up what we do—we get to the stuff that regular cleaning misses. Whether it’s a Victorian conversion in Belgravia with two decades of dust behind the bathroom panels, or a black mould situation in Brixton that three other products couldn’t touch, we figure it out. I’m still discovering new challenges after a decade in this business—just last week we had to improvise with a hydrogen peroxide solution normally reserved for commercial kitchens. Worked a treat. This job never gets boring.
What Our Customers Say
“Three cleaning companies couldn’t get rid of the cooking smell in our Shoreditch kitchen. Monster identified that the extraction system itself needed cleaning—something nobody else even checked. My partner’s asthma improved within days.” — Sarah T., Hackney
“After they deep-cleaned our trading floor, two staff members said their seasonal allergies hadn’t flared up for the first time since joining the company. We expected clean. We didn’t expect healthier.” — James P., Tower Hamlets
Want Us to Take a Look? Call 0333 555 2076
Not sure what your place needs? Give us a ring and we’ll talk it through—no hard sell, no obligation. We’ll tell you honestly what we think, give you a price on the phone, and let you decide. We cover London, Liverpool, Manchester and surrounding areas. If you’re nearby, chances are we’ve already cleaned a place on your street. You can also get a free estimate online—takes about 30 seconds.
Common Questions
Does London pollution make indoor cleaning more important? Honestly, yes. London air quality isn’t great, and all that particulate matter ends up settling on your surfaces, carpets, and soft furnishings. A proper deep clean makes a noticeable difference—especially if you’re near a main road or have family members with allergies or asthma.
Can you clean older London properties without damaging period features? It’s one of our specialities. Victorian tiles, original cornicing, Edwardian woodwork—they all need a gentler approach than modern materials. We use pH-balanced solutions and non-abrasive techniques. If we’re not sure about a surface, we test a small patch first. Simple as that.
Does professional cleaning help with property valuations? Estate agents tell us it makes a real difference during viewings—buyers notice clean carpets and fresh-smelling kitchens, even if they can’t articulate why a place “feels” right. We can’t promise exact numbers, but we’ve had agents specifically request our services before open house days.
How much does a cleaner cost per hour?
Regular weekly cleaning starts at £18/hr. Fortnightly is £19/hr. One-off or deep cleans are £23/hr, and if you’ve just had builders in—God help you—post-construction cleanup is £23/hr too. Yes, it’s a lot of plaster dust. We don’t do hidden fees or “starting from” prices that magically double once we arrive. Everything’s on our prices page, down to the penny. Have a look and you’ll see we’re not hiding anything.
What does an end of tenancy clean include?
Everything the letting agent is going to check — and we know exactly what they check, because we work with over 300 of them. Skirting boards, oven racks, the limescale that’s practically fossilised in your shower, those mysterious sticky patches in kitchen cupboards. We recovered £1.2 million in deposits for tenants last year. One customer got her full deposit back after melting something onto the hob (don’t ask). Our goal is turning your old place into something that looks weirdly unlived-in — exactly how letting agents seem to think humans naturally exist. Strange standards, but we’ve mastered them. Full details and pricing here.
Do carpets need to be professionally cleaned at end of tenancy?
Almost certainly yes — most tenancy contracts now require it, so check yours. And those rental machines from the supermarket won’t cut it. We helped a student last month who’d tried the DIY route — his landlord took one look and shook his head. We stepped in, extracted what looked like three years of university life from those fibres, and he got his full deposit back. Book us 7-10 days before your inspection — we get busy at the end of each month. We provide a detailed receipt too, which some fussy landlords will actually call to verify. See our carpet cleaning prices.
What is the best method to clean carpets?
Hot water extraction — what most people call steam cleaning. It forces water deep into carpet fibres under pressure, dissolves the grime that’s been hiding in there for years, then sucks everything back up — dirt, bacteria, cleaning solution, and the water itself. That last part matters: rental machines from the supermarket leave your carpets damp, which leads to mildew. Ours don’t. We also adjust temperature and pressure for different carpet types — wool needs gentler treatment than synthetic, and plenty of companies don’t bother checking. A customer in Hampstead tried everything to get rid of pet odours before calling us. Three days after we finished, she rang to say her mother-in-law had complimented her house for the first time ever. That’s the difference proper equipment makes. More about our carpet cleaning.
Is professional oven cleaning worth it?
God, yes. Ovens are literally designed to burn stuff, day after day, year after year. That smoke when you preheat? That’s carbon build-up — and it’s not just unpleasant, it’s what kills heating elements and fans. Most oven breakdowns we see start with grease that’s been baking onto components for years. Compare our service fee to replacing an element — or buying a whole new oven. We strip everything down, clean it with professional-grade products (not the caustic supermarket stuff that makes your eyes water), and put it back together. Twice a year is ideal, but even once will make you wonder how you ever cooked with that smoke-belching thing. Oven cleaning prices here.
What does domestic cleaning involve?
Everything you’d do yourself if you had the time — done properly. Dusting, vacuuming (including the corners behind furniture that everyone pretends don’t exist), kitchen and bathroom surfaces, scrubbing sinks until they actually shine, cleaning inside microwaves (how does soup always explode in there?). We use disinfectants where they matter — bathrooms and kitchens — but we won’t drown your home in chemicals. Depending on your package we’ll also change bed linens, do ironing, or tackle inside windows. It’s not complicated. We just do it thoroughly so you don’t have to. See domestic cleaning options.
What is included in office cleaning?
We work early mornings or evenings so we’re never in your staff’s way. The basics: vacuuming and mopping entry areas and floors, emptying bins, wiping down all surfaces, and properly sanitising toilets with fresh supplies — you can tell a lot about a business from its loos, and nobody wants clients visiting a grim one. Kitchens and break areas get a full going-over too — microwaves, sinks, coffee stations, tables. We also hit the germ hotspots most people forget: light switches, door handles, shared equipment. Depending on your package we can add inside windows, deeper carpet cleaning, or even plant maintenance. Office cleaning details and pricing.
What do you mean by commercial cleaning?
It’s cleaning for businesses instead of homes — offices, shops, hotels, gyms, corporate HQs. The main differences: bigger spaces, specialist equipment (industrial floor scrubbers, not a Henry hoover), and we work outside your business hours so nobody’s vacuuming around your staff. We handle security protocols, health and safety requirements, and different building materials that need different approaches. Because nothing says “don’t trust us with your money” quite like mysterious stains on the carpet in your reception area. See commercial cleaning options.